Transcript: Escape from New York
 

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(Exterior shot of Dawson Leery's house. ] His voice is heard but he is not yet seen)

Dawson: Boring. Nah.

( He is shown laying on his bed flipping through the channels on his television. He turns the show Wheel of Fortune on)

Dawson: Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.

(He flips through a bunch of other shows)

Dawson: rerun, homeshopping, Spanish, Japanese, Lebanese?

( Dawson turns the channel to a show that is scrambled)

Dawson: Adult Movie Channel scrambled

(Dawson sits up in his bed and tilts his head to watch the show for a few seconds before changing the channel to the movie Meet John Doe)

Dawson: No. American Movie Classics it is.

(He hears a noise coming from his window, looks over and sees Joey Potter entering)

Dawson: Hey Jo.

Joey: Hey. Remember that guy who went on the killing spree and was found innocent after claiming sleep deprivation?

(Joey sits down on the window seat directly under the window)

Dawson: Yeah, he went postal. Took out like half of that fast food restaurant.

Joey: Well, I think I need to call his lawyer.
Dawson: (laughing) Let me guess, Bessie and Bodie's new addition's appointed for the night?

Joey: I swear to God, Dawson, my sister gave birth to Rosemary's baby. I mean, i haven't slept for days and my G.P.A. is taking a nosedive and ummm, last week I got caught in a pool of drool in European History.

Dawson: Ewww, that's pretty

(Dawson motions towards the empty side of his bed)

Dawson: Ah, crash here.

Joey: You sure?

Dawson: Yeah. No drooling now!

(Joey gets up from the window seat, walks over to the bed, stands and glances at what's on the television)

Joey: Dawson, are you still in this old movie classics kick? Don't you think it's time you take a stroll down New Releases Lane?

(Joey sits on the bed)

Dawson: I've seen everything in the video store twice. Trust me, there's nothing on the tube.

Joey: Dawson, your goober's kind of a snoozer.

( Joey lays down on the bed and gets comfortable)

Dawson: Exactly

( Dawson sits up in his bed with his hand on his knee)

Dawson: See, in the 40's, you could be a well-intentional geek and still end up with the girl. I mean, whatever happened to the standard Gary Cooper types, you know. Likeable but not too self involved, smart without being arrogant. I mean, come on, what happened to that guy?

(Dawson looks over and sees Joey fast asleep)

Dawson: That's what I thought

(Dawson lays back down and continues watching the movie)

*****


Theme to Dawson's Creek

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(Exterior shot of Dawson's house the next morning. Gail and Mitch are in the kitchen preparing their breakfasts)

Gail: So, big meeting with the investors this morning?

(Gail pours herself a glass of orange juice)

Mitch: Uh huh (pauses) You're interviewing the police commissioner right?

Gail: At ten. (pauses) You look great.

Mitch: (looking over at her) So do you.

Gail: Thanks

Mitch: You are welcome.

(They bump into each other when their paths cross on the way to the breakfast table)

Gail: Sorry

Mitch: It's okay.

Gail: Dr. Keenan's at three?

Mitch: Right.

Gail: He says we're making progress

Mitch: Yep, he does.

(Mitch picks up his cup of coffee to take a sip but notices Dawson coming out of his bedroom)

Mitch: Dawson.

Gail: Ah, Dawson, honey, have some breakfast.

Mitch: Take a load off.

Dawson: Actually I can't. I'm running a little late this morning.

Mitch: How's school going?

Dawson: Fine, great. I gotta go.

(Dawson leaves them, stops at the door and listens to his parents'conversation)

Gail: So.. big meeting with the investors today.

Mitch: Same one as two and a half minutes ago.

*****


(Exterior shot of Capeside. Pacey Witter is sitting on a bench overlooking the creek next to a older gentleman)

Pacey: You know, this town is the absolute embodiment of dull. Apart from the occasional sex scandal provided by yours truely, nothing happens here.

(Pacey gets up from the bench, spies a soda can and starts kicking it)

Pacey: Ah, man, I swear one day this town is just going to shut down completely due to lack of interest.

(Pacey starts to cross the street when a car comes flying around the corner. Pacey jumps back to the curb to avoid being hit. The car flies by him)

Pacey: (shouting) Hey! Watch it, man.

(The car backs up to where Pacey is standing. The driver turns out to be Jen's ex boyfriend Billy from New York.)

Billy: Listen, maybe you can help me out?

Pacey: With what? Driving lessons?

Billy: No, but that's that's really cute. I'm looking for the high school.

Pacey: Capeside High?

Billy: Yeah. (Pacey seems lost in his own world) You going to help me out or do I have to ask Captain Ahab over there?

(Billy points to the older gentleman still seated on the bench)

Pacey: Yeah, yeah ,yeah. Oh sorry, alright, so you want to take this road about another mile, take a left on Glen Street, then ah, you know you're probably going to have to write this down, sport.

(Billy points to his head)

Billy: Total recall.

Pacey: (laughing) So you get to that first stop sign after Glen Street and take a left. The high school is right there, you can't miss it. You know what? I'm headed in that direction right now. So if you want to give me a ride, I'd be happy to navigate you.

Billy: And ride with such a reckless driver? C'mon, does that sound smart to you?

(Billy drives away leaving Pacey to walk to school)

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