Great cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.
--California Cheese Council
Useless Stats
| Name | Wayne |
|---|---|
| Location | Saratoga, California |
| Expressions | devastating, spiffy, bounce, what the random, rox0r |
| Color | green |
| Signs | Aquarius, monkey |
| Games | Starcraft, Bang! |
| Sport | rock climbing |
| Dreams | work at Disneyland & have a house with a secret passage |
| Doppelgängers | Playboy guy, rich scholarship guy |
